Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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