I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Randomize
