I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
