What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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