ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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