so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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