U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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