They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Randomize
