I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Barsexuality is the new black.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Be still, my beating vagina.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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