i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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