Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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