If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
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