ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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