Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Is Oprah even human
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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