Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
