the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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