You really coming over, don't trick.
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
As shirtless as possible
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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