it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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