i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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