Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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