Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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