Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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