Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
i just google imaged poop.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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