I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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