I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
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