The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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