Sry I called you an 8
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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