I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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