16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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