People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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