Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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