How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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