tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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