problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
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