just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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