his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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