Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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