The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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