About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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