I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
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