I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
All I want is dick and wine.
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