Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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