ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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