peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
So many bounce houses so little time
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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