Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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