I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
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