"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Boobs are out for the taking
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
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