is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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