just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
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