what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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