You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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