i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
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