I wish I only lived at night.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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