I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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