It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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